78 carved .com names from splash
Expanded from agitate — top 20 shortest
Expanded from pat — top 16 shortest
Expanded from shift — top 20 shortest
Expanded from slop — top 20 shortest
Expanded from spit — top 20 shortest
Expanded from splatter — top 20 shortest
Each candidate pairs splash with a classical suffix, a morpheme from the bank, or a vowel mutation — then scores against the Placek model and filters out names whose .com is already registered. Real English words are stripped (this is an invented-name engine), as are cross-language unfortunate substrings.