96 carved .com names from hayseed
Expanded from bumpkin — top 20 shortest
Expanded from chawbacon — top 20 shortest
Expanded from hick — top 20 shortest
Expanded from rube — top 20 shortest
Expanded from yahoo — top 20 shortest
Expanded from yokel — top 20 shortest
Each candidate pairs hayseed with a classical suffix, a morpheme from the bank, or a vowel mutation — then scores against the Placek model and filters out names whose .com is already registered. Real English words are stripped (this is an invented-name engine), as are cross-language unfortunate substrings.