43 carved .com names from funny
Expanded from comic — top 20 shortest
Expanded from curious — top 20 shortest
Expanded from mirthful — top 20 shortest
Expanded from odd — top 18 shortest
Expanded from queer — top 20 shortest
Expanded from rum — top 15 shortest
Each candidate pairs funny with a classical suffix, a morpheme from the bank, or a vowel mutation — then scores against the Placek model and filters out names whose .com is already registered. Real English words are stripped (this is an invented-name engine), as are cross-language unfortunate substrings.